Richard Osman tweeted me.
I am officially done with the world. Goodbye.
Joey Barton of Queens Park Rangers lifts QPR Chairman Tony Fernandes onto his shoulders after their win over Derby County, securing their place in the Barclays Premier League for next season.
In other news MY TEAM ARE BACK IN THE PREMIER LEAGUE HELLS TO THE YEAH
Had audience tickets for Have I Got News for You tonight. Wasn’t thrilled with guests tonight and very much aware Xander was hosting next week, but hey - didn’t know that when I got tickets.
We were almost at the end of the queue because I was running late from work. Queue moved up very slowly until they got near us at the end. Then runner came past and said everyone from us back wouldn’t be able to get in because it was full.
Me: “Does this mean we can come next week instead?”
Runner: “Of course, and we’ll give you priority tickets. We’re so sorry you couldn’t get in tonight”.
NOT A FUCKING PROBLEM AT ALL.